Diapering the Lizard

It should be a euphemism for shooting up or for some scary double flip skateboard stunt. But this is for real. I know the news story is really about smuggling rare reptiles and airline security but I just kept thinking diapers! Diapers! All those lizards wearing nappies? Who put them all on? After that, I'm almost inclined to say -- hell yes! Smuggle those lizards! You deserve it for wrangling them all into tiny Huggies!

Snakes on a plane, baby. Fiction is never never stranger than fact. Even when John Irving is writing it.

And thus I conclude NaBloPoMo. The blogger has left the building.